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Top 10 – Captain Jack Sparrow Quotes

Since we first saw Captain Jack Sparrow back in 2003 in Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl, everyone loved him. The fourth film in the pirates franchise was released last week, that being On Stranger Tides. These films all work so well due to the fantastic acting from Johnny Depp as Captain Jack. Throughout all four films we are given so many funny and fantastic lines which make them so loveable.

So here we go in a top 10 count down of Captain Jack Sparrow’s best lines from all four films!

10. Did everyone see that? Because I will *not* be doing it again.

9. Jack Sparrow: Captain, I wish to report a mutiny. I can name fingers and point names.

Blackbeard: Perfect.

8. If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it

7. Barbossa: There’s not been a gatherin’ like this in our lifetime.
Jack Sparrow: And I owe them all money…

6. Jack Sparrow: Mr. Gibbs!
Gibbs: Aye, cap’n?
Jack Sparrow: You may throw my hat if you wish.
Gibbs: Aye, AYE!
[Gibbs throws Jack’s hat into the celebrating crowd]
Gibbs: Hurrah!
Jack Sparrow: Now go and get it.

5. Will Turner: You cheated.
Jack Sparrow: Pirate.

4. Will Turner: Where’s Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: She’s safe, just like I promised. She’s all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we’re all men of our word really… except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.

3. [Standing on a cliff edge] You know that feeling you get when you’re standing in a high place… sudden urge to jump?… I don’t have it.

2. Me? I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid.

1. This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow


59 responses

  1. I liked it when he got eaten… then he came back and I was sad again.

    May 30, 2011 at 9:40 pm

    • quickwolf


      September 8, 2012 at 12:55 am

      • hannah mclachlan

        to right

        November 3, 2012 at 8:41 pm

      • bourne

        captain, captain jack sparrow

        February 6, 2017 at 12:18 am

    • hannah mclachlan

      huh how could you say tht

      November 3, 2012 at 8:40 pm

    • Allen Heffley

      The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem.

      – Jack Sparrow

      January 28, 2013 at 10:03 pm

      • Not a Captain Jack quote. Wrongly attributed to Captain Jack. I would challenge anyone to find which movie it was in and tell me the movie and how far into the movie it is because I know these movies like the back of my hand and I’ve never heard it.

        March 28, 2013 at 9:04 pm

      • no problem at all

        June 29, 2014 at 9:42 pm

  2. Sarah

    You forgot “WHy is the rum gone?”

    June 20, 2011 at 9:29 pm

    • Caz

      Ah can’t believe I left that one out!

      June 20, 2011 at 10:40 pm

  3. chua

    u forgot one and that is ” take whatever u can, give nothing back” 😉

    July 2, 2011 at 7:39 pm

  4. captain ❤

    July 10, 2011 at 7:06 am

  5. NovGirl18

    You forgot, ” Oh i like those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by” xD I love Cap’n Jack

    August 31, 2011 at 9:29 pm

  6. rahul

    Hey u forgot the most important one. “Drink up me heatiees Yo Ho ………”

    November 10, 2011 at 12:56 pm

    • hannah mclachlan

      i think he says that once if at all

      November 3, 2012 at 8:42 pm

  7. And you forgot his last words until now ”I have no saying gibbs it’s a pirat’s life for me………………….savvy

    January 27, 2012 at 3:25 am

  8. Desii

    And * Iv’e got a jar of Dirttt iv’e got a jar of dirttt!* 😀

    February 20, 2012 at 3:39 am

  9. Me

    Also! “There’d the thump thump go?”

    March 24, 2012 at 12:17 pm

  10. chloe

    My favourite is, ” I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, and plunder my otherwise weasely black guts out”

    June 14, 2012 at 3:39 am

  11. chloe

    oh or this one I quote alot..”And all of this piles to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone”

    June 14, 2012 at 3:40 am

  12. Rest

    Gentleman this is the day yu will always remember that yo woman was caught by captain jack sparrow

    June 21, 2012 at 11:27 am

  13. AH

    “If you have a sister and a dog, i would go for the dog”
    “I is arguing”

    July 10, 2012 at 7:31 am

  14. lilly

    You forgot: Why should i sail with any of you 4 of you have try to kill me in the past and 1 of you succeeded

    July 13, 2012 at 1:05 am

  15. NotTellingYou

    God how I love him. ❤

    July 16, 2012 at 6:57 am

  16. Unknown

    Funny ol’e world aint it?

    July 23, 2012 at 9:58 pm

  17. Unknown

    Hey fishface came to negociate you slimy g*t? Well look what I’ve got, I’ve got a jar of dirt,I’ve got a jar of dirt and guess whats inside it?

    July 23, 2012 at 10:04 pm

  18. ???

    What were you doing in a Spanish convent, anyway?
    Mistook it for a brothel. Honest mistake.

    July 23, 2012 at 10:14 pm

  19. Notsaying

    Why should i sail with any of you lot four of you tried to kill me in the past one of you succeed.

    July 25, 2012 at 7:01 am

  20. Marouf Ataie, Jask

    I’ve watched all four series. I’m really interested in Jack’s funny behaviour and memorable quotes. I’m eagerly waiting for the 5th serie.

    August 18, 2012 at 6:15 am

    • hannah mclachlan

      i love all of th efirst three but i watched the last one for the first time last night and it wsnt the same only seen half

      November 3, 2012 at 8:46 pm

  21. jack

    i love all ❤

    August 30, 2012 at 12:35 pm

  22. quickwolf

    We must fight… to run away.

    September 8, 2012 at 12:57 am

  23. Captain Jack Sparrow….I love You : D ❤ Aye Cap'n ?

    October 16, 2012 at 10:35 am

  24. Today & Forever :Dxxx If you were waiting for the Oppurtune Moment, That was it….Much Respect…Captain Jack Sparrow…Come Home

    October 16, 2012 at 10:40 am

    • mikewarren

      Ah, but perhaps is most important: “Bring me that Horizon”

      January 5, 2013 at 6:56 pm

  25. gift mapwanya

    Captain captain jacksparrow must live forever is a good actor his dishonest man

    January 15, 2013 at 11:27 am

  26. Umesh

    you are my dream character. my boss.
    captain jack sparrow.

    May 2, 2013 at 9:47 am

  27. sido

    captain jake- “the two rules that matter- wht a man can do and what cant..” this should b includ among 10!

    May 18, 2013 at 12:13 pm

    • Pippin

      Captain Jake??

      October 11, 2013 at 11:17 pm

  28. Jack

    I like the quote when the guy tells Jack Sparrow that he has to be the worst pirate I have ever heard of and Jack replies but you have heard of me.

    June 18, 2013 at 6:32 am

  29. The character is great. But I wonder if sometimes the movies over used him.

    December 4, 2013 at 8:42 pm

  30. ABC

    What about
    Gibbs: So, we’re setting out to find whatever this key unlocks?

    Jack Sparrow: No. If we don’t have the key, we can’t open whatever we don’t have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don’t have, without first having found the key
    what unlocks it?

    Gibbs: So, we’re setting out to find this key?

    Jack Sparrow: You’re not making any sense at all.

    February 19, 2014 at 1:40 am

    • Mae

      I love that quote! One of my favourites. Captain Jack just wouldn’t be the same if it wasn’t Johnny Depp, excellent actor

      (“But WHY is the rum gone??”)

      June 19, 2014 at 12:49 pm

    • edmosby


      July 10, 2014 at 9:47 am

  31. Reblogged this on Helath.

    April 13, 2014 at 6:18 am

  32. Prisslucci

    Any man who falls behind Is left behind..* pirate code

    I love wedding.. drink all around

    what do you say to three Sterling’s, then we forget the name

    *Gibbs drunk
    mother’s love
    I know how to encountered this,
    the man who do the waking, buys the man who was sleeping a drink, the man drinks while listing to a preposition from the man who do the waking

    that was for the smell

    April 29, 2014 at 8:41 pm

  33. I actually use this one often! Did everyone see that? Because I will *not* be doing it again.

    May 27, 2014 at 10:04 pm

  34. Loved this 🙂 Now I have to re-watch the movies! Thanks for the follow!

    October 12, 2014 at 2:13 pm

    • Caz

      Thank you for following too 🙂

      October 12, 2014 at 2:34 pm

  35. mohamadou mouctar

    Jack really is inspiring l like him

    November 21, 2014 at 7:23 am

  36. # yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum
    # drink and the devil had done for the rest

    December 19, 2014 at 8:27 am

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  38. You’ve made me smile – cool reminder of Jack Sparrow! The first movie was my favourite – it just had something!

    August 22, 2016 at 2:33 pm

    • Caz

      Glad a blog post could make you smile.

      August 22, 2016 at 3:26 pm

      • Of course! It triggers memories and movies….

        August 22, 2016 at 3:27 pm

        • Caz

          I haven’t watched any of them for absolutely ages!

          August 22, 2016 at 3:36 pm

  39. Steve

    These are good, but the best is ‘we are all men of our word really, except Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman

    May 24, 2017 at 9:34 pm

    • Caz

      That is a good one!

      May 24, 2017 at 9:36 pm

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